Why purple? It's a question that keeps coming up, so I'm gonna let the orks themselves reply.
Boss Fingsnik:
Why purple? Coz everyone in da warp wears purple ya git! Da pointy 'eads wear purple, an' dem beakies wiv de horns wear purple, an' dose things wiv all da claws...
Runtherd Gobmop:
...An' the gene sneakers dat we make the clothes of is purple too. Dats a good reason.
Ugwask the Kommando:
Because purple is ded sneaky, dats why. Didja ever see a purple kommando? Didn't think so. You don't sees us 'til it's too late.
Mek Kogshok:
Red wunz go fasta, but purple ones are warpier. Even a grot knows 'at.
...and there you have it.
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